KCKL 33rd Installation Dinner

Calling all Key Leader graduates,


You are invited to the Kiwanis Club of Kuala Lumpur's (KCKL) 33rd Installation this Sunday. Not sure who's going, but I'm sure plenty of us will be there. I'm under lockdown right now (Graduation doesn't count btw) so I'm sorry I can't make it. But I will see the sexylicious in december. Wait for me honeys. xoxo XD

FYI, Uncle KH is the new President of KCKL! And H.O.T - you know, Heidi Olivia Tan, our Lead Faci, is the new Vice-President of KCKL. Congratulations to both of you wonderful, spontaneous, inspiring adults. (Fine, young people)


Where? : Kelab Rahman Putra, Sungai Buloh
When? : 27th September 2008 (this Saturday!)
$$? : RM 50 per pax (You didn't think you'd get free dinner, did you?)

For more info, visit the KCKL website here : http://www.kckl.org.my/article.cfm?id=234 . Alternatively, the KCKL home page is also accessible through this blog, look to your right.

Remember, it's this Saturday!! And Uncle KH would like you guys to confirm with him soonest. Or the Kiwanian on the site. But let's just confirm with Uncle KH, kan? Haha. If you need his email or number, leave a tag, comment, or email me (because it's dangerous and immoral to give out people's emails in public), and I will surely hand it to you. :)


My handphone wallpaper, courtesy of Yee Vonne.

They are such guilt-inducing things, especially when it stares at you in the face. Gaah, I need that.

There's Been Death In The Opposite House

There’s been death in the opposite house
Though really a few blocks away
Normal silence becomes uncanny
There was no gathering
Nothing gregarious-like

The women of the house didn’t howl
Or beat their brows
Nor pull their hair
Though perhaps the youngest
Resisted a little

There’s been death in the opposite house
Though really a few blocks away
I heard the man died this morning
With cotton stuffing in his nostrils
Did he look like he sleeping?

Yes, they say. He did.
Almost.



Mr Neighbour, Uncle Joseph leaves behind a wife and daughter. Goodbye, Rest In Peace. My dad misses you :(

Flaccidity

Andy : Shaking my butt makes me fart.
Yours truly : speechless. And folks, that doesn’t happen very often.

People grow weirder when their major exam looms by. Well the aforesaid was always a little queer now and then, but you know what I mean.

MSN is officially pissing me off now. It has refused all my sign in efforts to date. And, while this is not new, I hate my flaccid dial-up connection. Flaccid. It’s my new favourite word now. Because I feel flaccid. As flaccid as my internet connection.

So dearest equally-weird-people-who-actually-do-read-my-blog, I can only be contacted through email, it’s the one thing that doesn’t fail me. And reading the cycling thing. What have I been reduced to? Aarghh

I was kidding, honest!

Voices and Bikes

AILEEN
Hey Andy, I’m hearing the voices of my subjects in my head. They’re saying
‘Aileen, please study me!’‘No, Aileen, you haven’t studied me!’‘Aileen, you’re only half done with me!’
And in squeaky voices too!

ANDY
(pause)
You know what, I hear the same thing. Only at the end, there’s a ‘Sleep... Eat.... And sleep some more...’

Oh the mental toll of major exams!




Note : Another addition to the Bonne Substance section, this dude that I met at Relay for Life this year actually came home to Malaysia from the US - on a bike! A fresh grad, unemployed, no girlfriend, and no responsibilities, Law Tzuo Hann did what most of us can (and still am) only dream about. He got on a bike and cycled home.

More personal note : He's also writing a book on his travels (how awesome is that?). And personally, I think that guy just had some damn [insert elaborate swear word here] good luck along the way. Most of the time :)

Caution : This blogger shall not be responsible for adult content on the site. Keep out of reach of children! Haha

10 Signs that Aileen is Stressed

1. Mood swings
2. Becomes snappy (more than usual la)
3. Looks at tv like a piece of crow poo
4. Eats more
5. Becomes fatter
6. Breaks out in stress acne
7. Looks pale (moms fav)
8. Losses hair. A lot.
9. Gets ulsers.
10. Looks forward to bugging people to relieve tension. mwahahahaha
11. [additional] Blogs about redundant subject about herself.


I'm going to start calling people. Oh no, but everybody's studying too. bugger.